Dani's Shorts - FREE ebook
A collection of 500 word short stories based on the elements given in the Iron Writer Challenge. These 28 short stories show a range of Dani's favourite writing styles, including pair dialogues, internal thoughts and sardonic parodies.
"I hope you find the stories creative, serious, humorous, filled with pointless nonsense and poignant emotions. I hope you get angry, I hope you laugh, I hope you cry. I hope you share this work with everyone you know. Isn’t that what good writing is for?"
B Y Rogers (The Iron Writer Challenge)
"I hope you find the stories creative, serious, humorous, filled with pointless nonsense and poignant emotions. I hope you get angry, I hope you laugh, I hope you cry. I hope you share this work with everyone you know. Isn’t that what good writing is for?"
B Y Rogers (The Iron Writer Challenge)
If you are 'up to the Challenge', then go to...http://theironwriter.com/
Manna-X - $0.99 ebook ($7.99 Paperback)
"I haven't come across anything quite like this..." Debbie Roxburgh (Speedy McCready)
"With your wily work [Dani], I tend to focus on what's in parentheses. (I also think you are very misunderstood...and possibly always have been.)" Eponymous Rox (B.O.T.)
Reginald sends Graham Reader (aka the Grim Reaper), out on a mission to find Code 237-Manna-X, the Manna Machine after the Overlords warn him of an imminent (3000 year old) threat against the security of both the physical and non-physical realms.
Will Graham find the fantastic yet deadly device before anyone or anything else does?
TDX2 (Too dull to die) FREE ebook on Smashwords ($3.99 Paperback on Amazon)
Guido's dead, but he hasn't lived yet. Will he get a second chance? Or will Satan have his evil way? Dull Guido has kept himself out of trouble (and life) for 34 years 5 months and 14 days, only to die on the night before he finally has his first big adventure, a world cruise. Graham Reader, the Grim Reaper, tries to help him navigate the world 'up above', only for Guido to find out that there are worse things that death - Satan's tool cupboard.
The Rage of Atlantis - $0.99 ebook ($7.99 Paperback)
"If you loved Douglas Adams, then you're bound to love Dani J. Caile!" Jasper T Scott (Dark Space trilogy)
Bombs, angels, dolphins, hobgoblins, crazy monkeys, Reginald in a rage, Satan on the toilet...all mixed with absurdly serious issues.
Will a selfish plan for immortality destroy the human race? Or will there be light ‘beyond’ the end of the tunnel?
High Chief of Security Sipho, with his female dolphin sidekick Kang Dee, investigates the latest in a long line of terrorist attacks by the ‘unseen’ against Atlantis, the utopian gem of the physical universe, and finds more than he could have ever imagined.
Will a selfish plan for immortality destroy the human race? Or will there be light ‘beyond’ the end of the tunnel?
High Chief of Security Sipho, with his female dolphin sidekick Kang Dee, investigates the latest in a long line of terrorist attacks by the ‘unseen’ against Atlantis, the utopian gem of the physical universe, and finds more than he could have ever imagined.
The Bethlehem Fiasco - $0.99 ebook ($7.50 Paperback)
"Irreverent, quirky and fun" Fredrik Nath (The Cyclist)
"...a light and breezy read..." Iso Nuys (Paid on Return)
"I loved it!" Dave Tarragon (The Chemo Diaries)
"...a light and breezy read..." Iso Nuys (Paid on Return)
"I loved it!" Dave Tarragon (The Chemo Diaries)
With only one sane man in the desert, can the answers he seeks be found? Or will it be the death of him?
In a time when hobgoblins and angels run amok, can the universe survive the petty struggles of the powers that be?
Based on as yet unreleased papyrus scriptures found in a 2nd floor bedsit in Lewisham, England, this is the 'true' story of one man.
In a time when hobgoblins and angels run amok, can the universe survive the petty struggles of the powers that be?
Based on as yet unreleased papyrus scriptures found in a 2nd floor bedsit in Lewisham, England, this is the 'true' story of one man.
Man by a tree - $0.99 ebook ($6.95 Paperback)
"Lejöttünk" - Hungarian part translation available on Jottify.com
“Sharp, dark and sardonic are rarely found wrapped in a single package on this site. Your book has managed the trinity.” Greg Levin (Notes on an Orange Burial)
“Have very much enjoyed what I've read so far…” James Lark (More Tea, Jesus?)
“a damned good tale.” “Reads very well!” Fred Nath (The Cyclist)
Take a devilish romp through a world of death, where souls pay for experiences, monkeys are the hosts, and Reginald is the service provider.
Reginald has been in control for millenia. With His staff of hundreds, and millions of souls passing through to experience the delights of physicality, his reign has become complacent. His servants, Satan and Lucifer, jump at the chance to take what they see as rightfully theirs.
The Grim Reaper, or Graham Reader as he calls himself, has been doing his job of transporting souls ever since he can remember, to gain his wings. But he has become tainted by the actions of the monkeys living on the planet. Unbeknown to him, a plan is afoot to change the status quo of 'up above' and 'down below', where he is a linchpin to both interested parties.
Reginald has been in control for millenia. With His staff of hundreds, and millions of souls passing through to experience the delights of physicality, his reign has become complacent. His servants, Satan and Lucifer, jump at the chance to take what they see as rightfully theirs.
The Grim Reaper, or Graham Reader as he calls himself, has been doing his job of transporting souls ever since he can remember, to gain his wings. But he has become tainted by the actions of the monkeys living on the planet. Unbeknown to him, a plan is afoot to change the status quo of 'up above' and 'down below', where he is a linchpin to both interested parties.
The Trilogy - $1.99 ebook ($17.99 Paperback)
3 books for the price of 2! Take 3 books into the toilet? Just take one! Read and go with Dani J Caile! A compilation of the first 3 books of contemporary fantasy written under the name Dani J Caile.
Meet Reginald, Satan, angels, hobgoblins, the Grim Reaper and many many more in the Neoplatonic universe of Dani J Caile.
Man by a tree - Take a devilish romp through a world of death, where souls pay for experiences, monkeys are the hosts, and Reginald is the service provider.
The Bethlehem Fiasco - With only one sane man in the desert, can the answers he seeks be found? Or will it be the death of him?
The Rage of Atlantis - Will a selfish plan for immortality destroy the human race? Or will there be light ‘beyond’ the end of the tunnel?
Surviving Online Interviews (others can be found on Dani's blog)
http://www.indiebrits.eijennings.com/#home (26th August 2013)
http://sargakonyv.wordpress.com/2012/05/19/interview-with-dani-j-caile/
Dani J Caile is a teacher and proofreader (BA in Philology specialising in Pedagogy) who is currently residing in Budapest, Hungary. After a lifetime of reading clones and a decade of proofreading coffee table books, in retaliation he has written 4 fantasy books and 1 novella, including 'Man by a tree', 'The Bethlehem Fiasco', 'The Rage of Atlantis' and 'TDX2', all based on his own neo-plantonic universe. His latest book, 'Manna-X', is available now. When not writing, dabbling in Shakespeare, teaching English, proofreading, washing up, hoovering, and driving all over the place, he is busy with his loving and long-suffering family.
Twitter: @jedlica
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